I shudder every time the ladies name is brought up, as it means more inane and non info. When and if thay find a body and an arrest is made, that will be reportable. How dreadful it must be for you, chained to that TV that is permanently set on the 24-hour news channel.
Maybe we could start a letter-writing campaign to your keepers, to try to get them to re-set the TV to the "Standard English" channel.
It must be a pleasure to be a voyeur and constantly look for and need others misery. My remote is broken, but at least I do not fill my day watching and feeding off others misfortune.