[Chad Fairbanks]

Well, Admin Moderator mentioned Propane, but I'm thinking more along the lines of Methane... That Dante, he was a wild man...

[SquirrelKing]

"...methane..."

Beans, beans, good for your heart
The more you eat...

...the more your wife stops nagging you about your fiber intake and the amount of complete protein you take in each day instead of all those evilsatancommunistnazi carbohydrates that are not only making you fatter but will kill you before your prime and leave your children to become state-funded artists or telemarketers or something and not to mention your loving wife who is only looking out for whats best for you and thinks that tofu is great (not just karate for the ends of the feet) and that no, silly, you aren't less than a man for eating it and it doesnt matter if I told Jerry, the marine next door, what I was making you for supper and now he smirks at you.

By the way, tomorrow we're having something called "Tempeh"...