No alcohol in Iraq. (Except for those more equal than others.)
Exactly!
God forbid those Iraq's elite officers drink, they can't even hide missles or their engines properly from bumbling UN inspectors.
Oh and as Powell showed, they ramble on too much anyway, could you imagine if they were a little lit?!
Commader:H..ide (hic) this (hic) mesage.
officer: But, I (hic) won't get mes...sage! (hic)
Commander:You (hic) have Harem?....
You get the point.