[Willie Green]

A new sedan, the Ford Five Hundred, will be launched next year,

I wonder how much they spent on marketing research to come up with that name?

I suppose it beats "Edsel", but not by much.

[Rodney King]

A new sedan, the Ford Five Hundred, will be launched next year

I bet they are going to put Dale Jarret and the others in it and name a big Nascar race the Ford 500. The Chevy Monte Carlo sells solely because Jeff Gordon drives one, I guess Ford is trying to tap into the moron market.