[1Old Pro]

Doesn't everyone already have a few rolls of duct tape already on hand? I think I'll use mine to tape hillary's mouth shut after the attack and she wants to blame Bush.

[deziner]

Heheh - my husband heard this last night on the news and said, "hey, we already have lots of duct tape and I got plastic sheeting, too." Too funny! Like someone said, real men already have this stuff on hand. Now food and water - that's another matter LOL

[Palladin]

I want to duct tape Phil Donahue to the wall. Does anyone know how many rolls I'll need?