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The Mulkey's. I loved it when Beatiful Bobby would take a Mulkey to the announcer's podium and beat him up a bit over there, it was always hilarious.

I remember Big Van Vader and Sid Vicious were a tag team and they once had to ham and eggers beat so damn badly, they got them on stretchers and Vader and Vicious came over and powerbombed them on the damn stretchers. Damn, that was ridculous.

Remember when they brought in "The Gladiators", a Road Warriors knock-off, and the Mulkeys kept beating them through flukes and luck? Then those albinos Cletuses would get their post-match beatdown anyway? Hard laughs.

What made the Road Warriors great was never their wrestling - it sucked (Hawk was ok). It was hearing "Iron Man", watching a 40-second squash, and then enjoying a hilarious 5 minute interview with Tony Skee-a-vone. I think Ellering must have been writing their material, it seems like the Warriors lost their edge after separating. Still, you knew you were in for a treat when Hawk would step up and say, "Tony Schiavone, ya know what we hate besides everything?"

"The Four Horsemen say they are the cream of the crop. Well, maybe... but even on top of that cream, there's a thin film of scum... and that's us - The Legion Of Doom!"

"There's two kinds of people in the world: weasels, and weasel-slappers."

Every now and then it looked like Hawk was just gonna bust out laughing while reading this stuff, and I'd wonder how many takes it took to get this far... damn I'd love to get a tape of just those NWA interviews. Damn.