[Xenalyte]

Honest-to-God true story:

I went to a local Baptist college and majored in literature. One of my classmates in an American lit class would NOT read Huck Finn because she said it promoted homosexuality.

The passage in question: Huck is wandering around onshore somewhere, and Jim asks him to "Come back to the raft, Huck honey."

[Savage Beast]

Hey, and don't forget: Huck dressed like a girl too! I guess you know what that means!