One of the group’s three double-deckers has been abandoned in Italy with engine trouble
The head of the delegation, a former American marine, has been deported from Turkey
stranded in blizzards for two days
. Organisers told the human shields they must each stump up $1,000 before they could enter Iraq. In addition, they would have to leave their mobile phones at the border, cutting off all communication with home, and be subjected to tests for HIV.
Syrian authorities had told him he would not be permitted to drive his vehicle through their country because his mother works for the Ministry of Defence in Britain.
a sightseeing stop-off at Dachau concentration camp
the vehicle was too tall for the Alpine tunnels and scraped its roof. Inescapable conclusions:
1. God does love these fools. He's sent them several clear warnings to turn back.
2. Most of them aren't listening.
God does love these fools. He's sent them several clear warnings to turn back.God may love 'em, but Darwin doesn't:
(To the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town")
Oh! You better not sing
Kumbayah in Iraq,
If you go there,
You might not be back:
Darwin's giving out his "awards."
Oh! He's making a list,
With a quill pen,
Gonna decide
Who gets to have kin.
Darwin's giving out his "awards."
He'll find you in that bunker;
Don't go near that poison gas.
He knows if you're an appeasement freak,
So wave buh-bye to your ass!
Oh! Don't give me that spray
'Bout lovin' and peace,
Uday just raped
And murdered your niece.
Darwin's given you your reward!