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Peaceniks fall out on human shield mission (HOLD MUH BEER!)
The Sunday Times ^ | February 9, 2003 | Jane Mulkerrins

Posted on 02/08/2003 4:21:47 PM PST by MadIvan

A PLAN by a group of peace campaigners to travel by bus to Baghdad to offer themselves to Saddam Hussein as human shields has been threatened with collapse by the personal clashes, logistical chaos and the loss of their leader.

One of the group’s three double-deckers has been abandoned in Italy with engine trouble and plans to travel through the Balkans were aborted as “too dangerous”. The head of the delegation, a former American marine, has been deported from Turkey for trying to enter the country with a “world citizen” passport after renouncing his United States citizenship.

The second of the two remaining red buses and an accompanying white taxi limped into Istanbul yesterday after being stranded in blizzards for two days. Several members of the peace convoy spent the day scrabbling around the Turkish city trying to hire four-wheel-drive vehicles or trying to book plane or train tickets to take them on to Baghdad. “There comes a time at which we have to leave the buses behind and move on without them,” said John Rose, an American who spent seven years with the Zapatista rebels in Mexico and has joined the trip in Turkey. “We just have to cut them loose now.”

Yesterday the dwindling group of 40 “peaceniks” was joined by 35 Turkish volunteers. There was also a shock. Organisers told the human shields they must each stump up $1,000 before they could enter Iraq. In addition, they would have to leave their mobile phones at the border, cutting off all communication with home, and be subjected to tests for HIV.

Helen Williams, 34, from Newport, south Wales, said funds were already running dangerously low. “Some people are getting down to their last few pounds,” she said. “The sooner we get to Baghdad where we can live more cheaply, the better.”

Rajia Dhanjani, a 22-year-old hairdresser from south London, said: “I thought it would be hard when we got to Baghdad, but I had no idea the trip would be this awful. I thought the journey would be one long party.”

Last night the group held a crisis meeting at a cafe in Istanbul. The Turks showed themselves determined to impose more efficient organisation on the ramshackle British expedition which arrived almost a week behind schedule.

After three hours of debate, the Turks won through. The convoy will now remain in Istanbul until tomorrow.

“We have to show we are together on this,” said Tolga Temuge, 36, a Turk who quit his job as campaigns director of Greenpeace in the Mediterranean to travel to Iraq.

The British contingent were keen to strike out today for Ankara before heading to Syria en route for Jordan and then Iraq. However, the Turks, shocked at the shambolic antics of the British, pushed for a delayed departure to allow time to regroup.

The two red London buses, the white taxi and two minibuses will now head for Ankara tomorrow. Volunteers are trying to switch their minds from the disarray of recent days to the situations they will face on arrival in Baghdad, assuming they get there.

One of the buses, however, may have to find a new driver soon. Its driver, who identifies himself only as Gary, said the Syrian authorities had told him he would not be permitted to drive his vehicle through their country because his mother works for the Ministry of Defence in Britain.

If Gary’s mother’s job has made his journey difficult, his place in the convoy has been of little help to his mother. “My mum has had a really hard time because of me,” he said. “She works in intelligence and she has been blackballed by the ministry ever since they found out I was on the trip.”

Many participants are concerned they will run short of money and are unhappy at the prospect of a compulsory HIV test on the Iraqi border, about which they were not warned until this weekend.

“We are buying our own hypodermic syringes”, said Williams. “They could just as easily give you HIV with the needles in Iraq.”

Joe Letts, 52, a father of four from Dorset who was a cameraman during the last Gulf war and owner of the two red buses, was relieved finally to arrive in Istanbul last night but is determined his buses will make it to Baghdad.

“It was pretty hairy getting here and there were times I thought we wouldn’t make it. But the buses are running well now and we are definitely taking them all the way,” he said.

The rows started almost as soon as the group left London a fortnight ago, with arguments over which routes to take. A black bus owned by Ken Nichols O’Keefe, 33, a tattooed former US marine and Gulf war veteran, and full of young firebrands, drove through Germany — with a sightseeing stop-off at Dachau concentration camp — to Italy even though the vehicle was too tall for the Alpine tunnels and scraped its roof.

Another bus, one of the lumbering Routemasters owned by Letts, drove through France and waited for Nichols O’Keefe in Milan.

The tension was compounded when a group of Italian peace campaigners in designer clothes joined the Britons, many of whom are elderly activists wearing hippie-style clothes and cooking lentils aboard the buses. Instead of heading towards their objective, the peaceniks took a detour to Rome last Sunday for sightseeing.

Most of them eventually caught a ferry to Greece, but Nichols O’Keefe and a handful of others stayed behind with a stricken bus before flying to join the others. He was promptly detained in Istanbul and deported back to Italy.

He has angered other peaceniks by planning to meet Saddam on his arrival in Baghdad. At least five have returned home rather than deal with him and a Welsh couple have set out to reach the Iraqi capital on their own.

“People have got so fed up with him that they have dropped out,” said Letts. Nichols O’Keefe was dubbed “the messiah” and “Gandhi” by his less-than-enthusiastic fellow travellers. He had warned them any breakdowns “would be the work of the CIA”.

He is being held this weekend in an Italian jail and is facing deportation to the United States. His mother, Pat, who is continuing on the journey to Baghdad, said: “That would be the very worst outcome. It would be a disaster for him.”

Temuge, who is emerging as one of the new leaders of the group, said he thought the deportation was a political action on the part of the Turkish government. But volunteers were yesterday becoming increasingly disillusioned about the trip, its organisers and their chances of ever reaching Iraq.

Grace Trevett, a mother of four from Stroud, Gloucestershire, said: “There has been no democracy at all. Ken just tells people they have to like it or they can f*** off. If they can’t respect us, how are they going to respect the Iraqi people?” A soothing role has been played by Godfrey Meynell, 68, an Old Etonian former high sheriff of Derbyshire and son of a Victoria Cross holder. His wise air is helped by the copy of Plato and His Dialogues by G Lowes Dickinson which he reads in the bus. He admitted, however: “There is a real difference in spirit between the groups.

“Of course we are aware we may get used as propaganda or worse by Saddam Hussein. That is why we are very clear about our mission now so that it can’t be misinterpreted.”

The group will hope their experience is more fortunate than Meynell’s previous experience of a similar peace convoy. In 1956, he drove a van packed with corned beef to aid Hungarians rising up against the Soviets. The vehicle was stopped at the border.


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To: AnAmericanMother
. . . and they didn't even have a bus.

Most of the kids were sold into slavery when they ran out of money.

141 posted on 02/08/2003 8:12:07 PM PST by Mike Darancette
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To: MadIvan
Thanks for the post! I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time! *wipes away tears*
142 posted on 02/08/2003 8:17:14 PM PST by LaineyDee
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To: Focault's Pendulum
"The group will hope their experience is more fortunate than Meynell’s previous experience of a similar peace convoy. In 1956, he drove a van packed with corned beef to aid Hungarians rising up against the Soviets. The vehicle was stopped at the border.

Everybody read this a few more times...then explain to me why I can't catch my breath from laughing so damn hard!"

YOU HAD A PUBLIC SCHOOL EDUCATION?

REMEMBER,

"The purpose of Totalitarian Education NOT to instill Values, but to PREVENT your forming any...!"

Hey, they aren't gonna start the Bombing during Red Neck High Holy Days are they??? [Nascar Kickoff at Daytona]

No?

PRAISE ALLAH....!!!!

The REAL reason you can't stop laughing is because they ACTUALLY hope their trip will turn out better...if they DON'T get stopped...???

1956?

HEY...I'VE GOT IT!!!

"Die Hard Communist"

naaah...there probably WON'T be a "Jihad II"

dang.

And I've ALREADY got the "Radioactive Action Corpse" figurine market CORNERED.....

"HEY, IBRAHAM...STOP THE MOLD MACHINE...GO BACK TO ENHANCING URANIUM...FIRST TAKE THOSE NIPPLES OFF THE ALUMINUM TUBING!"

"I KNEW THOSE U.N. GUYS WEREN'T GONNA BUY THAT "BABY FORMULA" DODGE TWICE...!"

"HEY, CAN I BORROW YOUR COPY OF "1001 WAYS TO GAS AN INFIDEL? I GOTTA GO SQUAT IN THE BUSHES...SOMETHING ABOUT THE NEW MOON APPROACHING DOESN'T SIT RIGHT WITH MY GUT..."
143 posted on 02/08/2003 8:18:11 PM PST by wakingtime (OK, All Together Now...Kumbaya my Lord, Kumbayaaaggghererrkkk Hack, Cough, Stillness!)
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To: wakingtime
"Nichols was quoted as saying, "The potential for white Western body parts flying around with the Iraqi ones should make them think again about this imperialist oil war."

That is an inexcusably jingoistic and xenophobic statement, especially from someone who claims to
represent "We the People."

To think that "white Western body parts" are somehow more sacred than innocents of other color or
origin.."

HEY,

....WAIT A MINUTE...!

THESE "PEACENIKS" ARE RACIST!!!!

I hope somebody KILLS them for their Hate Crime....
144 posted on 02/08/2003 8:23:32 PM PST by wakingtime (OK, All Together Now...Kumbaya my Lord, Kumbayaaaggghererrkkk Hack, Cough, Stillness!)
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To: wakingtime
Actually it should alert the other rocket scientists that their leader intends for them to get killed.
145 posted on 02/08/2003 8:24:32 PM PST by Bogey78O (It's not a Zero it's an "O")
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To: Mike Darancette
You suppose there's any chance that these guys might be sold into slavery . . .

Nah. Talk about buying trouble!

"Oh him?" said Pug. "Oh take him and welcome. Glad to have him off my hands. I never see such a drug in the market in all my born days. Priced him at five crescents in the end and even so nobody'd have him. threw him in free with other lots and still no one would have him. Wouldn't touch him. Wouldn't look at him. Tacks, bring out Sulky."

Thus Eustace was produced, and sulky he certainly looked; for though no one would want to be sold as a slave, it is perhaps even more galling to be a sort of utility slave whom no one will buy.

C.S. Lewis, The Voyage of the "Dawn Treader"

146 posted on 02/08/2003 8:24:58 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (. . . I see. As usual. Been enjoying yourselves somewhere while the rest of us were prisoners.)
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To: MadIvan
This is one of the funniest things I have ever read! Oh, if only the wheels could have fallen off the buses because someone loosened the lug nuts.
147 posted on 02/08/2003 8:46:53 PM PST by doug from upland (May the Clintons live their remaining days in orange jumpsuits sharing the same 6 x 9 cell.)
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To: perfect stranger
"I'd love to see someone with talent make a short story or play based on their misadventures. I am laughing at every thing these "Human Shields for Saddam" try to accomplish."

Did't Peter Sellers do a number of send ups on peaceniks and hippies back in the 60s and 70s.

148 posted on 02/08/2003 9:06:30 PM PST by fella
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To: irv
"Those few who arrive in Iraq will be forcibly put wherever Saddam wants them."

Which will be a cell somewhere and when the first attacks come they be murdered and it will be claimed that they were killed in the attack. With graphic pictures.

149 posted on 02/08/2003 9:11:40 PM PST by fella
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To: Snuffington
I totally agree. That bus trip would make a very funny play.

This could be a movie along the lines of "The Out of Towners". It sounds hysterical! LOL I can see how serious this loser bunch is....taking side trips to sightsee and being disappointed because they thought it was going to be like on extended party!

150 posted on 02/08/2003 9:17:43 PM PST by WomanofStandard (Life is Hard, but God is Good)
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To: MadIvan
...I thought the journey would be one long party...

Yikes!! As we've always known, these people are hopelessly out of touch with reality.

The only person I feel sorry for is Gary's mom, who works in British Intelligence.

Blackballed because her son is stupid and way over his head involved in this charade. I bet he visualizes himself as a truly unselfish idealist rather than the spoiled child of privilege the rest of us see.

Frankly I expect all of them to end up dead in the war zone. Human shields indeed!

151 posted on 02/08/2003 9:17:46 PM PST by goody2shooz
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To: UnapologeticLiberal
This post's for you.
152 posted on 02/08/2003 9:30:18 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: MadIvan
They are shoe-ins as the 2003 Darwin Award winners.
153 posted on 02/08/2003 9:31:30 PM PST by kcar
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To: MadIvan
They wouldn't be auditioning for a Monty Python skit, then?
154 posted on 02/08/2003 9:34:38 PM PST by neutrino (1eV... and still able to zing along!)
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To: MadIvan
These the same folks that think W is as dumb as a box of rocks?
155 posted on 02/08/2003 9:41:16 PM PST by kcar
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To: MadIvan
The US should round up these fools and help them get to Baghdad so that they can guard some Iraqi command and control facility from our JDAM bombs.
156 posted on 02/08/2003 10:07:03 PM PST by David1
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To: David1
US jets just whacked a mobile command & control center south of Baghdad yesterday. Hopefully, it had several of these ratnik human shields tied to the roof.
157 posted on 02/08/2003 10:24:56 PM PST by AF68
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To: lizma

One of you graphic arts people must put the tourist guy in this photo.

158 posted on 02/08/2003 10:36:13 PM PST by Indy Pendance (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: AF68
LOL!!! That is why we need to get these losers to Baghdad. The earth will be better off without these fools. And the ones that survive will be besides themselves at the celebration of the Iraqi people after they are liberated. Then hopefully the liberated Iraqi people can finish off the job on any surviving "human shield" that the JDAM bombs failed to finish off.
159 posted on 02/08/2003 10:56:11 PM PST by David1
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To: MadIvan
LOL! Some people are just meant to be losers their entire life.
160 posted on 02/08/2003 11:13:53 PM PST by SAMWolf (To look into the eyes of the wolf is to see your soul)
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