That's right. I did. And you're the fourth I've witnessed.
I'll tell you what always makes me laugh about you internet Munchausen types. It's always gotta be the 'Marine Recon', and the 'body full of 7.62s.' None of you are ever able to say, 'Dad worked in Graves Registration', or 'Dad spent the war in an air-conditioned office in Saigon processing paperwork' (not that there's anything wrong with that.) No. It's always gotta be a pastiche of Chuck Norris movies and a chest full of medals. Next time, under another screen name or on another website, try toning it down a bit, for scam longevity? Later, phony.