[Brad’s Gramma]

You and I are going to be in sooooooooooooooooooo much trouble.

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

[glock rocks]

pssssst. i couldn't find anyone awake, so i left the bear in the front of your garage in a bag. (nice, clean garage, by the way.)

he's got quite a hangover and smells pretty bad, but he's still healthy enough that you can collect the full ransom.

p.s. the ford van we used at the begining of the operation wasn't yours was it? we had to burn it.