[prophetic]

"They are terrified," said one army captain, clad in a blue beret. "They won't surrender at the first shot. They will surrender when they hear the first American tank turn on its engine."

The only problem with that scenario is that our tanks are so amazingly quiet that you can barely hear it beyond a 'certain' distance. So those poor iraqi's draftees are in for another nasty surprise again....

[txradioguy]

Well the Republican Guard found out that once you could see us (the tanks that is) we had them in our range and we were still outside their firing range.