[Poohbah]

What would happen if the Iraqi militia and the French army faced each other?

You'd need a slo-mo instant replay to see who got their hands up first :o)

[Freebird Forever]

You'd need a slo-mo instant replay to see who got their hands up first :o)

My money's on the french. They're far more experienced.

[Travis McGee]

If the war takes more than a week many of these conscripts will be in the brand new uniforms of the Army of Free Iraq, riding in American trucks, with full bellies and sky high morale, rooting out the last of Saddam's henchmen who will be dressed as women and hiding in cellars.