Posted on 02/05/2003 10:01:49 AM PST by swarthyguy
For husbands tired of frequent tirades from quarrelsome wives, an Indian homoeopathic doctor claims to hold the key to happiness.
"Homoeopathy has a readymade medicine to cool down angry wives who harass their husbands for no fault of theirs," homoeopathy practitioner S.M. Singh said in the Bihar capital.
Singh, who is based in the Uttar Pradesh town of Allahabad and was here to attend the All India Homoeopathic Congress 2003, claimed a dose of Kailomilla -- taken only after consulting a homoeopathic doctor -- could work miracles and calm belligerent wives.
He said the medicine could be a boon for husbands who look forward to peace at home after a long day at work but instead have their dreams dashed because of the quarrelsome nature of their wives.
Anyone who would marry a quarrelsome natured woman has to suffer the consequences. They should have chosen better.
Great. Now you tell me.
There's the old joke that needs repeating. It's instructive.
On the frontier a bride and groom emerge from the church and head off into the sunset in his buckboard. About a mile down the trail the horse bucked and stopped. The man stepped down, looked the horse in the eye and said, "That's one."
Another mile down the trail, the horse bucked and stopped again. The man grabbed the horse by the chin and said, "That's two."
It happened once more and the groom stepped down, looked the horse in the eye once again and said, "That's three." He then pulled his pistol and shot the horse dead.
His shocked bride cried out, "Why did you do that?"
He looked her in the eye and quietly said, "That's one."
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