[Knitebane]

My sides, my sides... stop, stop... no more comedy, please!!!

First they ignore you.

Then they laugh at you.

Then they fight you.

Then you win.

Good to see that we've got the ignoring and laughing stages out of the way.

[Bush2000]

What's not to laugh at? "Linux doesn't crash?!?" Even you -- a diehard ABMer Linux ideologue -- can't seriously be selling that sewage-laced Kool-Aid...