[You Dirty Rats]

"Fools rush in ... Where angels fear to tread ..."

[You Dirty Rats]

Dear Mr. President,

I am writing to you to urge that you immediately prohibit all travel in cars with internal combustion engines. These dangerous vehicles are a risky scheme that cause the deaths of over 40,000 Americans every year. If you don't ban these dangerous contraptions immediately, there will be more deaths on our highways and it will be all your fault.

Sincerely,

Al Gore, Jr.

P.S. They also pollute the environment for our children.