[The South Park Republican]

I saluted them smartly

You should be proud of the fact that you can simply "salute smartly". I haven't the foggiest of how to do it. Nor would I respect you guys by trying. I envy you.

Long Cut...Are you missing all this? I thought of you when making this post.

[Bob]

You should be proud of the fact that you can simply "salute smartly". I haven't the foggiest of how to do it. Nor would I respect you guys by trying. I envy you.

Placing your right hand over your heart (and a bow of your head if you choose) is an entirely appropriate substitute for a military salute in such cases.