[Admin Moderator]

I always wondered. Who drove it? Was it Ted Kennedy? Would Ted Kennedy driven snow be pure? Enquiring minds want to know.

[Billthedrill]

Nawp. Teddy was driven to drink.

Hey, "driven to drink," get it? It's a pun, see? "Drink," as in water, and "drink," as in whiskey. Whoa, "whiskey and water", I made another one...AH! AAHHAH! AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

Sorry.

[steveegg]

Would Ted Kennedy driven snow be pure?

No; it would be melted.