Hey, I'll wave the flag. We're the luckiest people in human history to be living in America in 2003. America is worth fighting and dying for. You're a parasite tpaine, and you will live your entire life in safety, health and prosperity while feeling no obligation or responsibility to contribute something back - no, you ridicule those who embrace that duty. Get out the road.
Don't ever lay on the beach, tpaine, every cat within miles will converge through a primal instinct to bury you.
Cheers to you and your oh-so-appropriate comments. I enjoy the read. Thanks.