[Barnacle]

And don't even try to deny that there are urinating contests here day in and day out to see who is the most right-wing, beer-guzzling, wife-beater-shirt-wearing, politically incorrect "conservative" in this forum.

This is far from what I think of Conservatives and the vast majority of Freepers. It sounds more like what a Liberal would come up with.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

That isn't what I think of conservatives either. I know some pretty hip ones.