[Live free or die]

While my job as Other King of the Universe (apart from that God guy) gives me ample responsibilities (selling people's names to telemarketers, assigning jury duty to single mothers and multiple other tasks) I am pleased to announce that I will be relieving everyone on the inspection team so that Miss Germany and myself can inspect my hottub together. Most happily,

The Other King of the Universe

[Revolting cat!]

Ha, ha! Foolish Earthlings! You are now under our rule! Ve vill conduct de inspextions of the Teutonic earthling female species!