Donkey-Bomb Fails

Israel National News ^ | 1/26/03 | Arutz Sheva

[yonif]

Yeah.

Think about it. You see a donkey walking down the road without a person leading it. At the same time the donkey has a lot of "goods" on its back. Why would it be going by itself without a leader if it had so much valuable goods?

Makes sense to me.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Heck, I see it all the time.

I'M KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, it just read funny. I'm NOT making light of this whole situation.

[Nick Danger]

The Democrats better not try this. We'll send an exploding elephant.

[dennisw]

Will the donkey get 72 virgins?

Only if there's a Tijuana in the martyr's paradise of Allah.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Right before the explosion the donkey was heard to bray...

JI-HAWWWD! JI-HAWWWD!

[ErnBatavia]

Talk about getting a "piece of a**" the hard way!

[boris]

This could have been much worse. It could have been a MØØSE bomb.

[Eternal_Bear]

Surprised they aren't using bomb dogs yet. The Russians used them against the Germans in WW II. The Germans also used very small explosive laden "tanks" against the Americans at Aachen. They were wire controlled back then but they could be radio controlled today.

[Elsie]

Well... it's not all that different from the Muslim-Hindu conflict on the sub-continent.

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Do to the tolerance given the sacred cows in the area, a militant group has taken to using remote detonators to ignite a small, highly devastating plastic bomb that had been made of a size to be ingested by the larger animals, a male usually.

As the poor creature has roaming freedom along the streets and highways, the terrorists would merely wait until it had moved alongside of the intented target and then the button would be pressed.

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So many of these attacks were taking place that the New Delhi headlines screamed:

This new wave of terrorism is simply abominable!

[Joe Brower]