[banjo joe]

Now people wander into the street without so much as a glance.

I've seen dogs look both ways before venturing out. No lie.

[DWSUWF]

"...I've seen dogs look both ways before venturing out. No lie..."

I believe you.

But the average dog has more functional intelligence than the morons that I was referring to...

It's only natural that these canines manage to display superior behavior.