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To: dware
100 mussles = 15,000 calories and 400 grams of fat.

Do you plan on actually digesting them?

19 posted on 01/25/2003 6:50:35 PM PST by Mr. Mojo (The Godfather will be sporting some new jewelry this Sunday)
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To: Mr. Mojo
mussles = mussels
20 posted on 01/25/2003 6:51:18 PM PST by Mr. Mojo (The Godfather will be sporting some new jewelry this Sunday)
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To: Mr. Mojo; dware
"100 mussles = 15,000 calories and 400 grams of fat."

You've got to think of it this way: Dware doesn't have to worry about getting his calories and fat for the rest of the month.

29 posted on 01/25/2003 7:05:09 PM PST by Slip18
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To: Mr. Mojo; Slip18
"100 mussles = 15,000 calories and 400 grams of fat. Do you plan on actually digesting them?

You have to read the chart again. It says 150 calories per 3 oz of mussels. They're about an oz each or less. So 100 mussels is only enough to kill him slowly. He should be dead about a week later, on Valentines Day. If he owes you money you better get it now.

BTW I've been adding a lot of keywords, how about jumpin in?

39 posted on 01/25/2003 7:20:21 PM PST by HighWheeler
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To: Mr. Mojo
100 mussles = 15,000 calories and 400 grams of fat. Do you plan on actually digesting them?

naw, they're diet mussels...

no, wait... dware really lives in durango and is going to jog home. no wait...

dware is an android, created by support free republic.
um... they're just the good calories?

50 posted on 01/25/2003 7:25:29 PM PST by glock rocks (remember - only you can prevent fundraisers. become a monthly donor, and EAT YOUR MUSSELS)
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To: Mr. Mojo
I think your figures are off...

It takes several mussels to make 3 ounces - which is one serving. You simply assumed that each mussel is 3 ounces.

It's still going to be a lot of calories and fat, but not quite as bad as you thought.
103 posted on 01/25/2003 9:05:52 PM PST by TheBattman
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