"OK, what is the Sinkmaster about to do?"
"Rape someone."
"And what's keeping us from raping someone until after Jan. 27?"
"The Super Bowl."
"You little rug rats. See if you can answer this. Who has hired a private detective to keep an eye on him?"
"Ah, can you give us a hint?"
"OK. We're afraid of this evil megalomaniac who will do anything to get power."
"Oh yeah, Helen Thomas."
"No, she's a troll. Here's another hint. On the first page of her latest attack on the Bush administration, she claimed that we are not doing enough to protect homeland security.' So who would be stupid enough to say that?"
"Helen Thomas, the troll!"
"No no, rug rats. It's Satan's Daughter, Hillary Rotten Clinton. Next question. What is her reason for never making a comment on the rape charges against her husband?"
"She wants power?"
"Did Hillary Clinton mention her husband when she said before the U.N. that violence against woman is not cultural; it is criminal?"
"No."
"And what is the connection between Hillary Clinton and Sinkmaster?"
"A fake marriage and the desire for power."
"Who has tried to destroy the credibility of the victims of the Sinkmaster?"
"Hillary Clinton."
"Good, now what would the gang of cows from NOW say about the Sinkmaster's weapon of mass destruction?"
"Nothing."
"What else would the gang of cows from NOW say about the charges of Kathleen Willey?"
"He gets one free grope."
"How many more women might the Sinkmaster rape by kickoff time?"
"The Super Bowl's Sunday, right Mr. DFU? That gives him another day."
"Who covered for her husband's sexual assaults?"
"Hillary Clinton?"
"What lesbian group gave Sinkmaster a pass because he supported laws they liked?"
"The cows from NOW."
"Which evil megalomaniac could destroy this country if she makes it back to the White House?"
"Hillary Clinton."
"Who must be stopped before it is too late?"
"Hillary Clinton."
"Now class, why do you think it's true that the U.S. is in danger from this woman but the leftist b*st*ards in the press give her a pass and treat her with kid gloves?"
"Because they're socialists and hate this country."
"Very good. So what should we do about the evil megalomaniac?"
"Expose her lies and stop her."
"Excellent. Yes, Jimmy?"
"But Mr. DFU, why has Hillary not been challenged regarding rape by the cows from NOW?"
"Enjoy the Super Bowl. When you come back Monday we'll study the politics of abortion."