Officers shoot belligerent moose

The News Miner, Fairbanks ^ | 1/24/2003 | Associated Press

[JennysCool]

Sure, it's only "campus hijinx" until a moose gets killed ...

[Chad Fairbanks]

I thought the source link said, "The Nose Miner, Fairbanks" and assumed it was referring to one of my kids... Whoops...

[gov_bean_ counter]

There is a dog on another thread this moose should have met.

[JennysCool]

HA!

[B Knotts]

I think we need møøse profiling!

[EggsAckley]

[Redcloak]

I hate it when that happens.

[Caipirabob]

You bring the moose, I'll bring the...

[tet68]

Mad Moose menaces Mid-terms, Democrats decry spending cuts.
"George Bush is throwing old moose out on the streets with out medical care.

[dighton]

Don't read this 'til you've had a gøød stiff drink.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Ping!!!

[JennysCool]

Cheese it, the moose!

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"Somebody warned us: 'Watch out! There's a moose over there with its ears down."

I guess cats aren't the only ones who do that when they're upset.

[HairOfTheDog]

Sure, it's only "campus hijinx" until a moose gets killed ...

LOL!

But really, must we throw around terms like "belligerent"? I mean, they were trying to kill him, I'd be ticked off too.

[JennysCool]

[kstewskis]

oh this is cheesy.....

[ErnBatavia]

Aid Station:

[Wolverine]

"Officer, did you order the moose to back away?"

[Alex Murphy]

Oh my god, they killed Bullwinkle! Those bastards!

[LBGA]

In the lower 48, college guys only have to worry about drunken coeds. ;-)