[Grampa Dave]

Dear Uncle Soddomite:

This is a quick email to warn you that the human shields have had GPS locators inserted in their body cavities.

They are really suicidal Mossad agents being paid to by the Evil Tony and GW to come to your country to guide the bombs from the UK and US Planes. Do not let them got to any of your hidden WMD sites!

You should round up everyone of these Mossad double Moles and shoot them.

Love and Kisses
Your Favorite Nephew
Scotty the Predator Ritter

PS: When I visit, please remember I like the girls to be under 15 to watch me do my thing! Thank you.

[OneLoyalAmerican]

Greetings Grampa Dave:
PS: When I visit, please remember I like the girls to be under 15 to watch me do my thing! Thank you.
Perhaps that's what slimy Scotty meant here:

TIME: You've spoke about having seen the children's prisons in Iraq. Can you describe what you saw there?
RITTER: The prison in question is at the General Security Services headquarters, which was inspected by my team in Jan. 1998. It appeared to be a prison for children — toddlers up to pre-adolescents — whose only crime was to be the offspring of those who have spoken out politically against the regime of Saddam Hussein. It was a horrific scene. Actually I'm not going to describe what I saw there because what I saw was so horrible that it can be used by those who would want to promote war with Iraq, and right now I'm waging peace.

[BOBTHENAILER]

You should round up everyone of these Mossad double Moles and shoot them.

Just got back into town, fired up the computer and what do I see?

My ol buddy Dave has somehow gotten his hands on a "Top Secret" email that just might be one of the more brilliant psyops ever devised by the Mossad.

ROFLMAO....I hope the soddomite takes your advice seriously.