The Perfidy Of The French...

Iconoclast.ca ^ | Jan. 24, 2003 | Stephen Rittenberg

[Hard_to_be_a_Christian]

ARRGH- it didn't work... Try pasting this is your browser and remember, it's directed at France. http://www.craig-colorado.us/audio/hamster.ram

[FBD]

bttt!

[freedumb2003]

Man--

what a powerful post!! I have bookmarked it to have it at the ready when the weak and stupid try to make fun of our president and the great state of Texas (and I am doing a little pennance in that area myself).

God Bless America and thank you Texas!

[chilepepper]

to understand the UN, remember that all the UN bureaucrats think in french (!)...

I will share herewith the diary of a UN bureaucrat sneaked out from the UN at great cost and sacrifice and translated from the original french, the official language of the UN...

Last night I layed down in my bed and surrendered to the pillow. Woke up refreshed, went to the bathroom and surrendered a pile of merde to the toilet. Went to the kitchen and surrendered to a tasty croissant with camembert (the *real* french kind mellowed and aged in a cow turd).

Got in my Peugeot. wouldn't start, sacre bleu! My very good friend Henri helped me fix it and to celebrate we surrendered to each other while watching a video about Gay Paree. Got into my Peugeot and surrendered to the terrible morning traffic.

Arrived at UN Headquarters and eagerly surrendered to filling out a pile of UN forms on filling out forms. at 10am got up and surrendered to a cup of latte'. At noon, sent to the cafeteria and surrendered to the tasty goat brains and moutard brulee' (a ethnic Mongolian dish). went back to the office and surrendered to a staff meeting on the UN etiquette of not mentioning African genocide in ethics meetings.

A long day, I am truly surrendered!

Got back in my Peugeot, which again wouldn't start. My very good friend Jacques helped me start it and to celebrate we surrendered our derrieres to each other.

I surrendered again to the traffic, got home and surrendered to the couch and Bill Moyers on PBS, a truly progressive program I surrender with fully... I Surrendered to a long and warm session with my bidet, mon petit derriere worked so hard today! Perhaps tomorrow I will surrender to a nice warm enema? Finally surrendered to a few chapters of "Nothing and Nothingness" by Jean Paul Sartre. lay down in my bed and surrendered for the evening...

[FBD]

lol! Good one!

Did you see post #52?

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"God Bless America and thank you Texas! "

Dittos to that!
RE: post #45: That article gave me a new found respect for Texans, and a lower esteem for the French. (If that is possible.)

Did you see the post by Mamzelle, where she decribes the Iranian hostage crises? Our fleeing diplomats were turned away from the French Embassy. That's right, they locked 'em out. I had never heard that before. Perfidy: treachery, traitorous behaviour. Right on the money.

[chilepepper]

First rate magazine cover!!

[FBD]

There's some really good stuff on this thread. Especially Post #9"history of French Warfare, and #45 (Excellant article) Ping your friends! I'd like to keep it going. And of course, add some more light-hearted French bashing...

[FBD]

Bump to Posts #9, 45, 57, 64, 72

Especially #45- Makes you proud to be an American, and especially proud and thankful for the WW2 boys from Texas, that saved the un-grateful French.

[FBD]

Ping for more French bashing and humor: posts 9, 45, 57, 64,72

Please bump this thread if you like it, so others can see it, and add to it! Thanks. If you didn't see the History of French "warfare", guys please read post#9. It's a hoot!

And post #45 is a powerful article that was posted in the Iconoclast about the cowboys from Texas that saved a bunch of Frenchies pinned down during WW2.

Mamzelle, I was not aware of that incident during the Iranian hostage crisis. Thanks for posting that info. All the more reason to dislike them.

But wait, France did defeat an enemy, before:

I forgot about the French Navy sinking of the Green Peace boat "Rainbow Warrior"; finally someone they were willing to take on! It appears the Warrior is going to the Gulf to interfere with the war with Iraq. Think the French will try to stop them this time?

[Temple Owl]

Bump--go to google for anti french jokes.

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army.

Why do frenchmen always were yellow ties ? A: to match the teeth

Whats the best place to hide your money ? A: under asoap f a frenchman's soap.

[dfwgator]

BTW, what did the UN do to stop 500,000 Rwandans from being slaughtered, hmmmm??? And also sir, why inthehell are Syria and China on the UN's human rights commission??? Ya ever looked at their record of human rights violations?

The French sided with the Hutus against the Tutsis? Why?? The Hutus were French-speaking and the Tutsi rebels were supported by English-speaking Uganda. The end result? 1 million Tutsia hacked to death. France has that blood on her hands. MF the French!!!

[hrhdave]

You might be interested in this cartoon.

http://www.atrentino.com/CartoonFrenchy.html

[FBD]

Thanks for the toon, FRiend!

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