[Theophilus]

If it wasn't for us: The Canadians would be speaking French exclusively; The French would be speaking German; The Germans would be speaking Russian; The Russians would be speaking Chinese and the Chinese would be speaking Japanese. Annnnd if it weren't for our good will, the Japanese would be speaking American instead of just thinking American. Annnnd if it weren't for our influence the Egyptian, Jordanians and Syrians would all be speaking Hebrew. The sun never sets on the empire of liberty and every dirt peasant who happily says whatever he pleases about America in his own language, better pray and thank Almighty God for it.

[MassExodus]

Well said.

[Travis McGee]

If it wasn't for us: The Canadians would be speaking French exclusively; The French would be speaking German; The Germans would be speaking Russian; The Russians would be speaking Chinese and the Chinese would be speaking Japanese. Annnnd if it weren't for our good will, the Japanese would be speaking American instead of just thinking American. Annnnd if it weren't for our influence the Egyptian, Jordanians and Syrians would all be speaking Hebrew. The sun never sets on the empire of liberty and every dirt peasant who happily says whatever he pleases about America in his own language, better pray and thank Almighty God for it.

Brilliant! Bravo! Post of the year! Three cheers for Theophilus! Salute!