[cogitator]

Bad news for the sharks; slightly better news for the turtles.

[CasearianDaoist]

They should have a peek at Long Island,

[mg39]

Bad news for all of us. Life began in the oceans, and is sustained by the oceans. If things go bad there, eventually they'll go bad here.

[traditionalist]

Interesting. So most of the problem comes from accidental capture.

[Capt. Tom]

"We estimate that all recorded shark species, with the exception of makos, have declined by more than 50 percent in the past eight to 15 years,"

A shortfin mako goes airborne on Capt. Tom's line.

[boomop1]

Someone better tell Major Owens.

[CPOSharky]

Body of the text:

...thought to be...
We estimate...
...to extrapolate...
...is believed...
...could lead...
...may initiate...
...might offer...

Whilst the first and last paragraph state conclusions as if they were fact.

[Poohbah]

I know how to repopulate the sharks...

Throw a bunch of attorneys into the North Atlantic :o)

[rmlew]

As a beach swimmer, I am not displeased.

[Redleg Duke]

And, I suppose it is all Bush's fault!