[Redcloak]

Three words: Wash your hands.

Problem solved.

...that is, once those three words are translated into enough languages!

Let's start with...

"Lava sus manos." (Spanish).
"Wash yer hands." (Southron)
"Like, wash yer hands, eh." (Canadian)
"Like totally wash your hands, OK... They're like totally groady, fer sure." (Valley)

Pitch in everyone! It's for your health.

[Willie Green]

They're like totally groady, fer sure." (Valley)

"Groady"???

I thought that term went extinct with Sanskrit.