U.S. Stumped by Spread of Gastrointestinal Virus

Reuters ^ | Thursday, January 23, 2003 | Paul Simao

[malia]

Its wonderful that the old deli's still exist - you can't match their quality, from start to finish!!!

I looked up scrapple -a mush of ground pork and cornmeal that is set in a mold then sliced and fried - and I bet it is delicious!

[blackdog]

Scrapple contains everything but the squeel. Ears, snouts, cheeks, internal organs, sage, spices, and cornmeal. The whole mess is boiled in a huge drum after gringing, poured into bread pans to cool, and then wrapped in wax paper to store in a cool place. Freezing it damages the true texture, but considering it's contents, who's fussy?

It has the weight and density of fruitcakes.

[KantianBurke]

garlic capsule?

[blackdog]

Mission name for the next space program manned by the Italians......Garlic Capsule.

[muggs]

My husband taught me that trick, opening the door with a paper towel. I told my son about it too but he said he had already been doing that for years. I think alot of people have finally figured out that the door knobs are filthy. We also turn the water off with a paper towel because everyone that does wash their hands had dirty hands first.

[norraad]

But seriously folks, you've seen vit.E capsule?

Well, same thing, only filled with garlic oil.

It gets in & kills the bad guys throughout your system better than the Drano, uh, I mean anti(against)-biotics(life).

[Redcloak]

Three words: Wash your hands.

Problem solved.

...that is, once those three words are translated into enough languages!

Let's start with...

"Lava sus manos." (Spanish).
"Wash yer hands." (Southron)
"Like, wash yer hands, eh." (Canadian)
"Like totally wash your hands, OK... They're like totally groady, fer sure." (Valley)

Pitch in everyone! It's for your health.

[Willie Green]

They're like totally groady, fer sure." (Valley)

"Groady"???

I thought that term went extinct with Sanskrit.