[MotleyGirl70]

This goes along the likes of John Travolta and Tom Cruise.

I think I'll make Festivas a religion and start my own cult.

[Bob Quixote]

At the newspaper where I used to work, we regularly got tons of Scientology propaganda. My favorite was a glossy, color booklet, allegedly a bio of L. Ron. It claimed, among other things, that he became an Eagle Scout at age 11 and was the first person to climb some mountain in Puerto Rico. My favorite part was the celebrity endorsements in the back of the booklet. Actual quote from Revolta: "[Scientology] just contains the secrets of the universe."