The Ritter Dance (To The Tune Of Humpty Dance)

apologies to Doug | today | self

[icwhatudo]

All right stop what you're doin'
cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that you're used to
I look funny
but yo I'm makin money see
$400,000 for an Iraqi movie
Now gather round
I'm the new tool in town
and the scuds laid down in the underground

I'll take up all the TV time ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Ritter
pronounced like "litter"
young ladies oh how I like to funk thee
and all the legal aged chatters on AOL
please allow me to bump thee
I'm stepping tall y'all
and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when MSNBC pumps me

I like to lie
I like to beat myself funky
I'm spunky
I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick with this
straight WMD fact
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll lie about your weapons and your licorice
hey yo fat girl
come here are ya ticklish
Yeah I called you fat
look at me I'm skinny
it never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the weapons with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy
allow me to amaze thee
they say I'm ugly but it just don't phase me
I'm still gettin' in my own pants
and I even got my own dance

The Ritter dance
here's your chance
to do the hump
To Yourself

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[goodnesswins]

FLY your flags (and a British one, too)....and put up your BUSH/CHENEY signs, (and the BIG W's on your SUV's) for the STATE of the UNION next Tuesday, if you support the President and the United States of America.

[Texas_Jarhead]

LOL! flashback. good one

[perfect stranger]

That's my favorite song from DU (I know, don't worry. They were called "Digital Underground").

I haven't heard that in years.

Did you see them in a Dan Ackroyd movie called Nothing but Trouble?

[mommya]

Cool - I'm giving it a humpty "bump".

[mommya]

That movie is warped - I like it. Hubby and I have always called our little boy "little debbul" - or however you spell it - from the movie - remember bobo and li'l debbul?

[perfect stranger]

Yes, warped is a good way to describe it.

And those two made the movie. I see that Dan Ackroyd played "Bobo", and his younger brother Peter wrote the story. I can't find a credit on IMDB for "Li'l Debbul". It's been too long since I saw the movie to guess it might've been Peter.

[finnman69]

[Stand Watch Listen]

we're with ya Scottie...

[icwhatudo]

Saw that movie-it was wierd but funny.

Kinda like ritters CNN interview lol!