Here is where he and many others make the fatal mistake. Bubba-2 is NOT a conservative. He doesn't even really claim to be one. He claims to be a "compassionate conservative" so that he can lay claim to being a leftist and a conservative at the same time. What he really is is a elitist/royalist. He is more comfortable with Teddy Kennedy that he would be with Ron Paul.
I respectfully disagree with your charge that George W. Bush (aka Bubba-2) is "NOT a conservative." He certainly is a conservative. There is a little place in his brain that is clearly marked, "conservative." Right between the places marked "socialist" and "pragmatist," respectively.
As for the small part of his brain that is labeled as "conservative",I'd be willing to bet the part of Homer Simpson's brain that is labeled "Butterfinger" is bigger.