[doug from upland]

"I did not have sex with that internet slut......what's her name. I never told anyone to lie. Not once. Now, I have to get back to work for the Iraqi government...er, for the American people."

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

"I did not have sex with that internet slut......what's her name. I never told anyone to lie. Not once. Now, I have to get back to work for the Iraqi government...er, for the American people."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I like it.

[Bonaparte]

"I did not have sex with that internet slut..."

He was doin' research, dontcha know?

I think it would be good policy, whenever mentioning Ritter's name, to always preface it with the word, "known pedophile."

I'm gonna practice that right now -- "known pedophile Scott Ritter..." (oooh I think I'm gettin' the hang of it) -- "known pedophile Scott Ritter..." (by George, I think I got it!) -- "known pedophile Scott Ritter..." (Yeah, third time's the charm!)...