She thinks she's so charming
sweater tied at her throat
designed to distract from her ill-gotten bloat
The pants, they're all billowy down to the shins
meant to disguise countless dietary sins
The jacket's worn long so it cannot divulge
billows of flab and a huge midriff bulge
When worn altogether
Crisco Kid takes her place
only thing more revolting is the sight of her face.