[nutmeg]

Yeah....the Crisco Kid...fat in the can.

LOL! I'll bet some witty FReeper can make up a poem or slogan using "Crisco" and "Old Crusty", but alas, I'm not that witty FReeper... :-(

[jellybean]

I'll bet some witty FReeper can make up a poem or slogan using "Crisco" and "Old Crusty",

Not very witty, but here's the first effort...

Inside of Ol' Crusty
She looks like a man,
But the "Crisco Kid" is
Just fat in the can.