You mean I get to guard secrets? I thought I was supposed to patrol pimientos.
Secy of Pasta sounds important. Is there an undersecy of Pesto?
You get to guard our new secret weapon which uses the pit from the olive. It is highly classified information that very few are aware of. It's in the development stage now.
There IS an undersecy of Pesto...Mudboy Slim. I understand there is still a vacancy for Marinara Marshall though.