[jellybean]

Head west and take a right at Chicago. Go north until your fingers freeze to the steering wheel...you'll be getting close. It's colder than Hillery's heart here today!!! BRRRRRRRRRRR...

[stanz]

Right now it is a balmy 21 degrees here in NYC. They predict single digits for tomorrow. My daughter is home fuming because she has a date tonight and the building ran out of oil, so there is no heat and hot water until the truck arrives. Poor thing raced home from the gym to shower because the pipes there froze. Now, she has to take an ice-cold shower at home.
I can't even be there to make her a hot cocoa!