[Marauder]

My daughter told me that she finally bought a vehicle she likes (Dodge Durango), and now she's dismayed by ads saying that she's "supporting terrorism" by driving it.
I told her that the people spouting that garbage are liberals, complaining not about supporting terrorism, but her choice of a "status symbol" instead of something economical, like a Yugo. Class envy and all that; besides, who in this country are so vociferously on the side of the Palestinian terrorists? That's right - liberals.
I then ventured out into unknown territory with, "You remember how your high school teachers kept complaining about Ronald Reagan?"
She said, "Yes." (I knew it!) So I explained to her about liberals and what they are, and how their activities are hurting the country.
By the end of the phone call, she was ready to go get her license to carry a concealed weapon. That's Daddy's girl!