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Posted on 01/18/2003 8:24:18 AM PST by mitchbert
Following the perceptive and brave comments made by the esteemed and honourable Lebanese ambassador to Canada about Jews owning the Canadian media, herewith a previously top secret document discovered by our fearless agents. Do remember, good men died to retrieve this.
It was left behind by one of the participants in a Zionist Elders meeting that took place in a Polish graveyard in the middle of the night on the eve of midsummer. Our sources tell us that all present were dressed as cast members of Fiddler on the Roof, with the exception of the Grand Bagel himself. He was invisible, and possessed the ability to fly, speak all known languages and transform people into lactose-intolerant earthworms with his special Zionist wand.
Bagel from Canada: "The plan is not working as well as we had hoped. These stupid Gentiles have seen through us. It took a fearless campaigner from one of the Zionist Entity's evil neighbours to reveal the truth to them. He has dumbfounded us all, blast and damn. This could mean serious trouble."
Bagel from Britain: "Fear not, my friend and brother. I think we all know that we have our ways. For example, Comrade Chaim Cohen has performed well in his guise of caring Christian social democrat Tony Blair. Most of the British swine have believed the story, though we had a narrow escape when on one occasion Chaim began to address the Queen in fluent Yiddish. Luckily for us, of course, she is herself a daughter of the tribe of Benjamin and, as Esther Rosenthal, ran a very successful clothes stall in London's East End for many years."
THE WOOL'S OVER THEIR EYES
Bagel from Canada: "Good, good. I'm glad to hear that. Apart from the ambassador, things here are, well, not too bad. We've managed to pull the kosher wool over the eyes of the ignorant Canadian people. They believe the Globe and Mail is owned by an old Anglo-Celtic family, The Toronto Star by an old German family, the Sun group by French Canadians and CTV and almost every private television and radio station by various non-Jews.
"They even think the CBC is publicly owned, instead of controlled by the rabbinical court that functions directly beneath the floor of the corporation's Toronto offices. Our one failure is Izzy Asper and his newspapers. But the plan is to inject special Jewish nerve drugs into the breakfast cereals of the Canadians. It is harmless enough, but will convince them Izzy Asper is actually Belgian and he is a zealous supporter of the Palestinian cause."
Bagel from France: "Excellent! We did much the same thing with our French fools. Frogs legs from Paris to Marseilles were similarly altered, and the French now believe Gen. de Gaulle was pure French, instead of part of a deeply hidden Zionist power gang along with Winston Churchill, President Roosevelt and the people who gave you disposable diapers and sliced bread."
Suddenly, a white chariot descends from the sky and gallant soldiers from Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and Yemen surround the bagels and force them into terrified silence. Through the ranks of the warriors of truth steps a plump little fellow in a slightly shiny suit and a collar just a little too tight for him.
" It is I, the ambassador from Lebanon, and I come with the shield of faith, the sword of wisdom and an old copy of Mein Kampf that I found on the bus last Tuesday. Bow to me you infamous and vainglorious bagels and plead for your miserable lives."
At which point the document breaks off and nothing more is known. It appears the occasion was interrupted by members of the Canadian foreign ministry, who explained it was all a huge misunderstanding and nobody intended any offence. They further explained that in spite of no real apology being made, no individual was to be chastised and everything would be just fine.
And Syria still occupies Lebanon, and Lebanon still harbours terrorists and murderers, and Jews who have nothing to do with politics or Israel are still attacked, abused and beaten. Simply because they are Jews. And because evil and stupid people have believed and still believe that Jews control the world.
How very, very sad.
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