Oh come on now . . . . it ain't all THAT bad in Detroit! Living near Detroit, one takes life's little pleasures where one can get them.
For instance, watching the Detroit City Council meetings on cable TV has got to be one of the funniest programs on television anywhere in the country today. The Detroit City Council meetings bring together a dais of folks who are complete idiots but do not know they are complete idiots and so actually take themselves seriously.
Besides, where else but Detroit will you find Police cars driving the city streets sporting a bumper sicker campaigning to fire the Police Chief?