I’m Linda, Fly Me ( Tom Daschle: Ambitions grounded by his wife’s baggage)

laweekly ^ | 01/17/2003 | by Doug Ireland

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[TEXOKIE]

Hi Mud!

"Actually, when you look closer at it, this Nepotism could very well put Tommie D'A$$hole in Prison, too...MUD"

That is an intriguing idea! Are there really rules about nepotism that really could be actionable to that degree that Little Tommy could be prosecuted?

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[Mudboy Slim]

Tommie and Linda try to make it seem like they're following the rules, but I really doubt they are even close. Is it just hunky-dory fer BobDole get paid multi-millions fer using his wife's new-found Power to get Federal money distributed to his clients?! I doubt it would be...so why does Tommie D'A$$hole and his wife git a break?!

"John Ashcroft...Time to RESIGN!!!"
(To be sung to Waylon Jennings' "Amanda")

I've held it all in, Lord...God knows I've tried...
But it's an awful awakening in a patriot's life...
To know of Left's Tyranny and Slick's shameless lies...
We put "OUR GUYS" in Justice, then They IGNORE Clinton's CRIMES!!

John Ashcroft, please do what's Right!!
Fate...it SHALL force you to INDICT Left's Blight!!
John Ashcroft...Fight the Good Fight!!
Patriots will help you when you do what's Right!!

That's what's special 'bout FReepers, folks, we understand...
The pleasures of fightin' Slick's TreasonousScams.
T-Mac screwed o'er the Teamsters...his crimes are OBSCENE!!
Now Ashcroft's in Power, Fer Justice We FReep!!

John Ashcroft, Show US Some Spine...
Sure, RATS may hate you, but they'll learn our Might!!
John Ashcroft, Slick We'll INDICT...
FATE Shall Then Make Bill His Cell-Buddy's "PIE"!!

Mudboy Slim...Let's boogie!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 08/27/2001 01:25:35 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice@the.Mudcave!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Lib'rals...my FRiends...
When will yer hatred disappear?!
Leftists...my bro's...
Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good intents in their souls...
IGNORANT FOOLS...EVIL Goals!!
Please explain why Clinton Lied!!
But Lib'rals...my FRiends...
'Tis fer FReedom that FReepers Fight!!

Lib'rals...are ignorant...yeah...
Minion DOLTS...put HATE aside!!
Lib'rals...we'll still love ya...
MLK ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in Slick's ear,
"Osama...bil Clinton...YOU SHALL BE DETHRONED THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge Slick Willie's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...Our Sons, please just know that "WE ARE RIGHT!!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Lib'rals...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let DemonRATS git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, Join OUR Fight!!
Lib'rals...Dimwits...ain't it good to be alive?!
Sosh'lists...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

Revised today...MUD

15 posted on 11/16/2002 7:01 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

RATS're Dolts and FReepers Must Educate Dems...MUD

[TEXOKIE]

Excellent, Mr Mud!! ROFL!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Muchas Gracias, mi amigo...MUD

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this story must NOT get buried!

[Mudboy Slim]

It won't git buried, IMHO, 'cuz Limbaugh's all over it and so is MUD!!

FReegards...MUD

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[tubebender]

Was Daschle married before and if so why do we never hear of her and where is she ?

[RooRoobird14]

Is it true? Did Fake Catholic Tiny Tom dump the mother of his children for a younger hoochie mama?

I LOVE IT!!!

Of course, Mrs. Tiny Tom must be all of 4'11" (and blind) in order to regard her snivelling weasel of a husband as a big man. ROTFLOL!!!!!

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[US_MilitaryRules]

How about a list of airlines she represents and we'll cut back on flying those airlines!

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