[Semaphore Heathcliffe]

I officially no longer have sympathy for these families. They can all go suck eggs.

"Have you hugged your XM-15 today?"

[Tailback]

No, but I think I'll pull out my Armalite NM out of the safe and practice dry firing and breathe control. The new high power competition schedule starts soon.

[Nebr FAL owner]

No but I have hugged my Stg58,ak 47 & cleaned the Colt Commander loaded with Hydrashoks 8^>