Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.
Fnord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming.
Fnord is this really, really tall mountain.
Fnord is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.
Fnord is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
Fnord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
Fnord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.
Fnord is where the buses hide at night.
Fnord is why ducks eat trees.
Fnord is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica.
Fnord is the sales tax on happiness.
Fnord is an annoying series of email messages.