Check out these personals. I have no idea whether they are real or not, but they are funny. It's some foreign website I found on Google.
http://moskalyuk.com/shutki/2002/personals.htm
Personals
Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend synagogue with, light shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important.
Sincere Bible student, 27. Enjoys going to church, singing hymns, Christmas, Midnight Mass, confession, listening to sermons and various church functions. Seeks companion for living life in the "fast" lane.
Homosexual man, 6'4, 250 lbs, athletic, smart, likes opera, the beach , music and WWF. Seeks same in woman.
Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan!
Nice guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality.
Female graduate student, studying kaballah, tarot cards, astrology, numerology, palm reading and tea leaves seeks a down to earth male. No weirdoes, please..
Staunch feminist, wears no bra ever, seeking male who will accept my independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just forget it.
Businessman, 49, manufactures holiday candles, birthday candles, memorial candles and insents. Seeks non-smoker.
French professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good.
Male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me.
Single woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing, track and field. Has slight limp.