Apparently you haven't.
Only in a country as beniegn and gracious as the US could such a level of unnatural stupidity survive. In a land where the graveness of existence manifests itself daily, natual selection would kill a woman this out of touch with reality before the age of 20.
Not only have you not learned anything, you've blown your chance to have a normal family due to your crazy ideas while encouraging others likewise and dragging down our country.
Bet you wish you had been normal.