ROTF!
O.K., where was Patty when this went down?
LOL! Would it be too much to ask of Santa Claus for Patty to be a "human shield" in Iraq? You know she wants to.
I can picture the scene. Saddam is cornered in his Baghdad bunker by the spec ops boys, seizes Patty and announces, "back off G.I.'s or the Senator gets it!" "Uh, sir, can we have a few minutes to think about that?"