[southerngrit]

Your T-shirt sayings are too cute!!

I don't know about the rest of the country, but down in the South we have a saying that goes like this:

If Momma Ain't Happy, Ain't NO ONE Happy!

[tomkow6]

Judi was standing in front of a soda machine saying, "You are
a dumb looking button. You don't have much of a future, either.
People are going to be punching you all your life. Then you are
going to be replaced by a much better looking button."

I foolishly asked what she was doing.

Judi pointed to the notice on the front of the machine, which
said,

"'Depress button for ice'."